Who I Follow

I’m buying a friend dinner for his 26th birthday and he is bringing someone annoying with and I can’t say no bc birthday. UGH why is he friends with bratty 40+ year old women? 

explodingdog:

I refuse to call it a failure

nerdy-south:

I am just completely uninterested in what most men have to say about most things.

(via one-bite-at-a-time)

My roommate K has been passive aggressively emailing and texting everyone in our house for a month about things “we” need and things she needs from Costco. I am the only one with a Costco membership. And the only one with an Amazon Prime membership. 

Because I am mature I keep deleting these emails and texts. She is obviously talking to me but either doesn’t have the social skills to ask me directly any of the many many times we’re sharing the same space or she is trying to shame/pressure me in some way into doing things on her schedule. NOPE. I am under no obligation to secure her cheap peanut butter and looping in two other people will not help her case.

These are the little annoyances that really really make me want to move. 

Just heard from WF: I got approved for purchase price of $240k w/ 5% down so a mortgage of $228k. In my hometown I could buy lake front property for this. Unfortunately I live in DC so I probably cannot buy a place anywhere I actually want to live. Which is a liiiiiittle snooty of me but I’m not moving to freaking Brightwood and resigning myself to a 45 minute commute by bus just because I am sick of sharing a kitchen. 

I’m still looking into DC Opens Doors and I will probably still keep my eyes open for places but the housing search is not kicking into high gear. Which is probably fine because I have my current lease until May anyway. 

825 plays
Tegan and Sara,
Sainthood

frosted-lemoncoward:

Sentimental Tune | Tegan and Sara | Sainthood

"Watch.
With a bit of friction,
I’ll be under your clothes.
With a bit of focus,
I’ll be under your skin.”

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I don’t need feminism because I like it when a man opens the door for me to enter a room. And then leave it again. And enter. And leave. And… enter. No wait, leave, definitely leave. Wait, I mean enter…

Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

flannery-culp:

actual file footage of me. And also probably kelsium.

My coworker is out today so I’m manning the work twitter account. I haven’t gotten anything else done yet. 

flannery-culp:

actual file footage of me. And also probably kelsium.

My coworker is out today so I’m manning the work twitter account. I haven’t gotten anything else done yet. 

(via kelsium)

mediamattersforamerica:

A friendly guide for Sarah Palin and the other conservatives who need it.